est. 2026

Graham

let him keep track

An AI nutrition coach who takes your order in your own words, learns your usual meals, and logs them the same way every time.

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a Tuesday with Graham

Graham:Morning. What are we eating today?
You:had 6oz chicken breast and half a cup of rice for lunch
Chicken breastlunch
6 oz · 280 kcal · 52P / 0C / 6F
White ricelunch
½ cup · 103 kcal · 2P / 22C / 0F
Graham:Logged to lunch — 383 kcal between them. 1,767 left for the day.
You:oh and I had my breakfast smoothie earlier
Graham:New one on me. What goes in it?
You:banana, peanut butter, oat milk, scoop of whey
Breakfast smoothiebreakfast
1 serving · 540 kcal · 35P / 50C / 22F
Graham:Logged, and saved — “breakfast smoothie” is a thing now. Two words, any morning.
the next day
You:breakfast smoothie
Breakfast smoothiebreakfast
1 serving · 540 kcal · 35P / 50C / 22F
Graham:Same smoothie, logged. If the recipe ever changes, just say so — I’ll keep up.
You:homemade burger and some fries, no idea how big
Homemade burger + friesdinner
1 serving · ~800 kcal · ~35P / ~70C / ~42F
estimate
Graham:Let’s call that ~800 calories — single patty, modest pile of fries. If it was a double or a big plate, just say so.

— tonight’s menu —

graham · bill of fare

How it works

  • Say what you ate5 sec
  • One sharp question, if neededonce
  • Your usual meals, learnedfor good
  • Targets, macros, trendscode
  • Judgmentnever

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graham · house rules

How he behaves

Your meals, learned
Teach him your breakfast smoothie once — two words logs it from then on. Tweak the recipe and he keeps up.
Anything beats nothing
Rough guesses welcome; the ~ keeps them honest. No false precision, no scolding.
Three screens, one input
Chat · today · plan. No feeds, no gamification, no recipe libraries.
The math is code
The AI listens; the arithmetic is computed. Your numbers are never a model’s guess.

“192.4 lbs this morning” · “how am I doing?”

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Questions, answered

What is Graham?

An AI nutrition coach — a calorie-tracking app where the interface is a conversation. You tell him what you ate; he logs it, tracks your weight, and computes your targets in code.

Is Graham AI?

Where it helps, yes: a language model does the listening. The numbers are never AI — targets, totals, and trends are computed in code, and foods you’ve taught him resolve exactly. AI for conversation, code for math.

Do I have to weigh my food?

You don’t have to (but you can). Estimates are first-class citizens — marked with a tilde so the log stays honest about what’s measured and what’s called.

What happens with meals I eat every day?

Graham learns them. Your usual meals resurface the same way every time — and when a recipe changes, telling him once updates it for good. The arithmetic is code, never a model’s guess.

When can I get it?

Soon — Graham is pre-launch. The waitlist below is the front of the line.

Want in?

Graham is nearly ready for his first testers. Leave an email — I’ll write once, when it’s your turn.